Fucking Hellman you're (age) Mayo Birthday card- Age can be changed

"Fucking Hellman, You’re [Age]!" Funny Birthday Card 🎉😂

Getting older? Well… Fucking Hellman! Whether they’re hitting 30, 40, 50, or any other milestone, this hilarious birthday card is perfect for someone who’s feeling their age. Inspired by the iconic Hellmann’s Mayo, this cheeky design is sure to get a laugh—because let’s be honest, aging can be a bit of a shock!

✨ Features:
✔️ Customisable with any age
✔️ A5 size
✔️ High-quality print on premium matte cardstock
✔️ Blank inside for your own message—make it sweet or savage!
✔️ Includes a envelope
✔️ Designed & printed in the UK

📬 Fast dispatch & delivery – because birthdays sneak up fast!

Perfect for friends, family, or anyone reluctantly celebrating another year older—because let’s face it, aging is one hell of a ride! 🤣🎂